Saturday, January 8, 2011


Are you tired of having no one to talk to?

Are you tired of doing all the chores yourself?

Are you tired of being all ALONE?

Me too, (some days) and that's why I used my super imagination and sweet sweet drawing skills to develop:

He's like those one guys. Those "husband" people. Except there is no chance of disturbing (or lack of) hygiene practices. (Leaving the seat up is a thing of the past!) Note also, his spiffy bow tie. What a gentleman!

His cooking program is exceptional. Creme Brulee for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner? Not a problem for THIS guy!!!

Have a bad day at work? Need a shoulder to cry on? Husbo-bot 9000 is here for YOU! Look! He even picked up your favorite facial tissue during his last trip to the store! Awww!

Now, he does come with a few downsides.

He's not good at cuddling.

He's not a thrilling conversationalist. (But as far as I can tell, that's a 50/50 shot with a real dude, too.)

He won't keep the other side of the bed warm.

He's not anatomically correct either, so procreation is impossible. But who wants half human/half robot beings anyway? Actually, I'm pretty sure there's a law against that.

You have to tell him exactly what to get you for Christmas and your birthday. (But he won't forget your anniversary!)

All downsides aside, there is one HUGE advantage to the Husbo-bot 9000. If he starts to annoy you....

There's an "Off" button.

I'm tellin ya, sometimes being a [humble] genius is just downright exhausting.

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