Sunday, January 9, 2011

I Am a Crazy Person

Last night, I was just sitting at my house... by myself... and I had a crazy thought.

And by crazy thought, what I really mean is only a thought an insane person would think. (Fortunately for me, I happen to fit into the "insane person category".)

What if I swore off dating for a year?

I know, I know. Not exactly a sacrifice since I haven't been in a realationship since 2008... but come on! Give a girl a break!

How much more could I get out of life if I just thought of members of the opposite sex as friends instead of potential mates?

SOOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if you think I'm pulling some kind of reverse-psychology thing, you're wrong. I'm not.

(I'm mostly posting this to my blog so people can laugh at their computers instead of laughing at me to my face. AVOIDANCE!!!)

This is going to make things soooo much less complicated in some ways. It'll probably be worse in other ways.

If nothing else, it will be an interesting experience... and I'm all about those.

One year.

Ready...set...GO!

(Oh, Lord help us all.)

2 comments:

  1. "I'm mostly posting this to my blog so people can laugh at their computers instead of laughing at me to my face. AVOIDANCE!" --Self awareness is so uncommon but this is probably what I think anytime I post ANYTHING on the internets.

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