Friday, April 22, 2011

Where's the Reset Button?

(I was going to write something entirely different, but blogger hates pictures today.)

SO... I don't know what this fun game is that my body is playing, but I was WIDE awake at 2:44 this morning.

I usually don't have this problem, but last night, I could NOT get back to sleep for the life of me!

I laid on my right side.

I laid of my left side.

I accidentally kicked the dog in the face.

I laid on my stomach.

I laid on my back.

I think at one point, I had my head hanging off the end of the bed.

It was just too much for me to take.

I got out of bed, turned on my DVD player, discovered "Across the Universe" was still in there, took it out, and put in "The Mighty Boosh".

Sometimes, my days just go so weird/badly that I need to hang out with my good friends Vince & Howard. They didn't disappoint. I managed to stay awake through "Call of the Yeti" and "The Priest & The Beast" but I fell asleep about 10 minutes into "Nannageddon".

And then the dreams started...

I had HORRIFIC dreams. Oh my goodness. There was one where I woke up and somehow had burned my head in the middle of the night, so I had a perfect circle of hair missing from the top of my head. I kept trying to comb it from the back to the front in an attempt to cover it, but no such luck.

As if missing hair wasn't bad enough, in my dreams I had lady problems and I was gushing like a fire hydrant. And if THAT wasn't bad enough, my toilet started overflowing before I could even get to it and we had to shut the water off and my bathroom walls started crumbling and Kristin said it was all my fault. I was in bad shape people. Bald, bleeding, and no bathroom. Went to the Dr and he couldn't do anything for me. IN TWO SEPARATE DREAMS!!!! Bleh.

I woke up feeling really disgusting. (I can't imagine why.) And then I looked in the mirror.

I had taken a shower before bed and I didn't dry my hair, therefore it looked like a giant mushroom cloud. It was awesome. (And by awesome, I mean terrifying and I couldn't get to the bathroom to rewash it soon enough.)

What's a girl to do when there ain't nothin going right?

That's right. Dress to the nines. I'm wearing 3 inch heels, all the ruffles I could find, cute jeans, and blingy jewelry.

I am going to win this.


  1. I love how in your dreams I am "Super Bitch Girl"! Clearly, I would blame you for plumbing problems... and let's not forget that one time when I just HAD to do my laundry!

  2. Not ALL the time, but in the ones where you're nice, nothing FUNNY happens!!!