I woke up late.
I fell down the outside stairs in my rush out to my car.
I got behind a street sweeper on the way to work and I couldn't get around it because the side streets were all closed.
I sold the last LG Accolade in stock and the "send" key doesn't work.
I wore a dress, got to work, realized I didn't shave my legs this morning.
I found out that my deodorant left white stuff all over said dress.
My bum hurts. My arm hurts.
I turned on my computer...
Oh hai, Rory!
Today is going to get better. I am willing it to be so.
Mustache night tonight at Applebees! Be there or be square!