I had one of the most insane, disgusting dreams last night.
I could tell that I had fallen asleep with CMT on because the dream started out with me riding motorcycles with Jason Aldean.
Yeah...
We arrived at our destination and I needed to use the little girls room. (Anyone who knows me will not be shocked by this.) When I went in there, it was suddenly my bathroom from home, but with one exception.
THERE WERE BUGS EVERYWHERE!!!! HUGE BUGS FROM HELL!!!!

And there was a whole box of them.

And then there were these guys too.

And I squashed them with the lighting speed and agility of a puma.

And it was really gross 'cause they were SOOO big and they didn't squish right away.

The bugs were regenerating at an alarming rate.
All I could do is scream "JASON ALDEAN!!!! JASON ALDEAN!!!!"
But I guess he couldn't hear me.
And then I woke up to the soothing sound of chainsaws chopping down trees in our backyard.
If only my subconscious has worked one of those chainsaws into my dream...
THE END.
On a scale of 1-12 how would your rate the pain that little green guy was going to cause you?
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ReplyDeleteIn the dream, each bug was like 3.5-7in big.