(This is a post with DRAWINGS for Nate and WORDS for Kristin.)
I had one of the most insane, disgusting dreams last night.
I could tell that I had fallen asleep with CMT on because the dream started out with me riding motorcycles with Jason Aldean.
We arrived at our destination and I needed to use the little girls room. (Anyone who knows me will not be shocked by this.) When I went in there, it was suddenly my bathroom from home, but with one exception.
THERE WERE BUGS EVERYWHERE!!!! HUGE BUGS FROM HELL!!!!
And there was a whole box of them.
And then there were these guys too.
And I squashed them with the lighting speed and agility of a puma.
And it was really gross 'cause they were SOOO big and they didn't squish right away.
The bugs were regenerating at an alarming rate.
All I could do is scream "JASON ALDEAN!!!! JASON ALDEAN!!!!"
But I guess he couldn't hear me.
And then I woke up to the soothing sound of chainsaws chopping down trees in our backyard.
If only my subconscious has worked one of those chainsaws into my dream...