Hey everybody! It's Friday, and you know what that means!!!
IT'S PRO/CON FRIDAY!!!
(Actually you didn't know that because this is the FIRST. ONE. EVER.)
Also, I like how I address "everybody" like I have 50 readers or something. I have like...3. And I love them very much! *Kate Face*
Today, I was driving home from my Mom and Dad's, and I had the brilliant idea for pro/con Friday. I was (surprise surprise) deciding the pros and cons of being a singleton. (I HATE that word.)
Mom and I drove to OKC yesterday to see some of our oldest and dearest BFFs. I was informed that my BFF (and the maid of honor that one time I got weddinged) Laura is about to get ENGAGED!!!
Of course, all the wedding talk reminded me why an elopement may be in my future and seeing her and her intended together made my heart melt into a sloppy puddle of goo.
YAY FOR JOHN AND LAURA!
Of course, as ANY girl will tell you, being single and looking at wedding plans makes you think thoughts. Thoughts that normally would make you think "Are you insane?"
I just scored my freedom and I'm wanting another relationship? What?
So, now, my list of pros and cons of being single.
You can fart. A lot. You don't have to worry about grossing out another human being. If your tummy hurts, let it rip. Your dog, cat, or other small animal is NOT GOING TO CARE.
If you are farting because you're really really sick, you're on your own.
You can sleep on the WHOLE bed. You're not going to kick anyone. Sleep in a jumping jack pose. Make your best attempt at being a stunt person. Do you want to sleep with your leg at a 90 degree angle? GO FOR IT.
It's REALLY REALLY cold and lonely and sad sleeping alone.
Your dog can sleep with you. Or, as in Cordy's case, on top of you.
You have a dog sleeping on you.
YOU CAN EAT WHAT YOU WANT!!!
You don't have anyone to maintain your looks for, therefore you can get kinda crazy... and not in a good way. Looking in the mirror and saying to yourself "You look like Jabba the Hutt" is never a good feeling.
There are so many other pros and cons, but they all involve sleeping and food, which is probably a good indication of why I am still single...
If you're coupled up, GREAT! I AM SOOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU! (You know who you are.) I'm gonna keep flying the single flag for just a little while longer. Who's flying with me?