(Wise words from a wise man. If you're a cool kid, you'll get it. If you aren't, Click here. Watch it. Then you too shall be cool.)
Today, I'm going on a date. Well, I guess you'd call it more of a "Dinner and talky time" (so as to not make the other party uncomfortable), but for the sake of simplicity, I'ma call it a "date". (Also, I'm going to use more commas.)
Ryan and Libby have been referring to it as a "Jate" because of the name of my date/jate guy. Buuuuuutt... I'ma keep that under wraps until further notice. Anywhooo...
(There are many sides in this war. The battle is HUGE.)
(Told you my hair would end up in a ponytail.)
It's 11:21(AM) and you don't go out until 5:00(PM).