How to Get Ready For a Date

(Wise words from a wise man. If you're a cool kid, you'll get it. If you aren't, Click here. Watch it. Then you too shall be cool.)

Today, I'm going on a date. Well, I guess you'd call it more of a "Dinner and talky time" (so as to not make the other party uncomfortable), but for the sake of simplicity, I'ma call it a "date". (Also, I'm going to use more commas.)

Ryan and Libby have been referring to it as a "Jate" because of the name of my date/jate guy. Buuuuuutt... I'ma keep that under wraps until further notice. Anywhooo...

STEP ONE!


Wake up lookin' like a hot mess. (Did it.)

(Added bonus for Cathy & Kristin: Grab your "Frank in your Pocket")


(Did it.)


STEP TWO!


Get clean. (Did it.)

STEP THREE!


Have a raging internal battle about how to do your hair.
(There are many sides in this war. The battle is HUGE.)


(Did it*.)
* In full knowledge that it doesn't look much different from the "Before" shot and will probably end up in a ponytail before too long.

STEP FOUR!


Brush your teethies! (Did it.)

STEP FIVE!


Do your makeup! (Did it.)


(I don't look much different...)

STEP SIX!


Try on so many outfits to find JUST the right one.


(Did it.)

(Told you my hair would end up in a ponytail.)

STEP SEVEN!


Realize you're a TERRIBLE judge of time.
It's 11:21(AM) and you don't go out until 5:00(PM).


(Did it.)